my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
The new Harry Potter is gonna be set in the 1920’s and so was the Great Gatsby. Jay Gatsby saw a green light across the lake I’m not saying death eaters but death eaters
Even the flying squirrels in Japan look like adorable little anime characters
i made a thing
a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy
Things never happen the same way twice, dear one.
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
2005 changed history
this is everything i care about
Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.